So this is where you were hiding.

Go on, take a seat. Don’t mind the bloodstains.

Hey now, no need to be nervous—I just want to ask you a few questions. There are no right or wrong answers. Not that it’ll change what happens to you at the end of this little session.

But hey, at least you can take comfort in knowing your answers will help improve my craft.

Sorry for the lack of manners, but I’ll have to tie you up now. Not that you could go anywhere… but you know, I’m a sucker for the details.

And if it makes you feel any better, there’s even a little reward waiting for you at the end. Aren’t I generous?

Alright then…
Let’s begin.