Step forward, you cheap little corpses. Don’t think for a second that since now you know how to move around the Orchard you’re ready to become heroes. You can grandstand all you want with your drinking buddies but we all know that the mere sight of a border is enough to make every tiny bone in your body tremble in fear.
I’ve seen deceased like you before: you think that having your name on a coffin and some measly powers makes you worthy of a statue in the square of the Mortopolis.
Don’t look at me like that!
Ahr ahr ahr. I’m just messing with you. You should see your faces right now. Let’s be clear, I wasn’t lying about your poor inclination towards adventure, but don’t worry – Lady Danielle is here to take you by the hand and lead you through a hero’s path.
In these pages you’ll find ten adventures, along with characters and places from the Land of Bandead and the Orchard, which will turn you from cheap corpses into superstars of the world of the dead. Your portraits will hang on tavern and Tomb & Breakfasts walls and your names will be on every risen’s lips – or teeth.
Get ready for adventure and let your epitaph be eternally engraved in the Tales from the Crypt.